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Tuesday, August 07, 2012

Tuesday Garden Party - Game On!

Dear Mr. Squirrel,

We were okay with you in the yard.  We've got a lot of different folks hanging out here, and we all manage to live together in relative peace and tranquility.

What you did today?  With the peas and the lettuce?  Not cool.

Not cool at all.


We've got overwhelming evidence.

I've contacted our lawyer who has commenced procedures to have you evicted from our yard.  Make no mistake - we will be going after damages, and looking for an arrest for trespassing, willful malicious destruction of property and larceny.  A conviction is virtually assured.  If I were you, I'd get out of town.  Don't make us resort to the lengths we took to evict the mice.  It won't be pretty.

zentMRS and The Mr

You'll want to check back next week to see how the legal proceedings are going - in the meantime, check out An Oregon Cottage for her weekly Garden Party.

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  1. Oh my gosh, Susan--an unscrupulous squirrel! Sorry he made dinner out of your garden--proceed at once with a legal remedy, I say!

  2. Oh Susan...just when you think you have this gardening thing down..then another challenge pops up. At least you haven't lost your humor..just your lettuce!